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Alright, usually my news posts are either for a purprose or to act silly, but this one, kinda want honest opinions about what I'm about to write.

Ok, so I got this female friend, which I've known since highschool. She's mad cool, in my opinion sexiest, nicest/biggest ass you would want, educated with two degrees (BA and AS), and very affectionate. Everall just cool peoples. She currently has a b/f who appears borderline gay/crazy.

What I mean by borderline gay/crazy, almost seems like he doesn't really appreciate her or what she's trying to do. Picture this, if you had a woman, who LIKED to have sex and be affectionate, willing to do whatever takes to make a relationship work, WILLING goes to strip clubs with her man and gets lap dances, cooks, cleans, works, and everything under the blue moon. You would think "Hey, this is the perfect woman." Apparently, this guy has some sort of complex and doesn't get that. From what she was saying, he doesn't like going anywhere, and could possibily cheating on her with a lady from his job. Not a 100%, but signs tend to point that way. However, even with all that, still trying to settle down.

I was talking to her last night, and she was talking about how he was acting and what all she was trying to do make it work. Ranging from cooking his meals, phone calls to see if he was ok, shining shoes, paying bills etc. And some reason, he doesn't like washing his ass. (I almost lol, but kept my composure.) Almost sounded like she was crying (or tired, but anyway). Just got me thinking, my fiancee, she doesn't really cook, NEVER go to a strip club with me, taking showers with her only once in a blue moon, blah blah blah, and I still think I found the one. However, this guy found a woman WHO WILLING GOES to strip clubs. I mean male strip clubs, no male strippers. Do you know I would litereally jizz in my pants right now if my woman out of no where said "Hey, lets go to your favorite strip club and I'll buy you a lap dance." Had to admit, just the idea gets my heart racing.

This guy is getting literally EVERYTHING. I think i read somewhere that the perfect woman is a mute nympho who cooks and cleans and loyal. Well, take away the mute part, and presto, she's that woman. I know that everyone isn't perfect, and some people just aren't perfect for each other. Shit, Halle Berry been divorced twice and so has Will Smith. So I'm pretty sure there is down side about her, but from the outside looking in, I would be willing to over look that much.

So question I guess I have to ask, how far should someone be willing to try to make a relationship work if the next party barely putting any effort? I kinda sit back and reflect on my 6 year relationship and kinda wondered why I did all shit I did? I mean, yeah I've cheated on her ( on several times), but with the birth of my son, that kinda just changed my habits. I used to hang on dating sites all the time,but now really don't do them at all. Or is it me and I'm just missing something?

Little more background, the person I'm engaged with now, is the same woman who I was taking class with my friend in highschool. To be completely honest with you, at the time, I was more interested in my now female friend than my now fiancee. But she always had a b/f every time I talked to her, so just move on and now here where I am.

Another question, why do people just change in a relationship? Male and female. Or is it because so used to something that we just react differently?

I don't know, just one of those things I think about. For the most part, I believe in happiness and all that jazz, but at the same time, really hard to maintain that with someone. Even if compatibility is 100%. Oh well.

Would you?

Last EDIT: Thx guys for all the input, and to everyone who has pmd me, I havent' forgotten your requests, computer been shitty lately. The project has been turned and graded, and 83 for the total project, and 92 on the presentation. So all I was looking for a C, and got more than that. :) Cheers, graduation this saturday, expect another post then.

EDIT: I should of been more specific on this site. For a project, the teacher came up with a problem that we had to solve. Problem was that the school wanted a way that teachers could independently save their citations for published journals, articles and books that they done, and that it is all located in one place that the public could easily view and not on 100 or so different websites.

Also, by admin privileges, I don't mean having access to the database lol, I mean use the menu that will come up that they can add new members, as well add new citations.

A little short notice, but for my senior project, we had to create a website in ASP 2.0 using Visual Web Developer with a mysql as a database.

I need people to test out the site and report any of the following:

1. Errors that pop when browsing pages
2. The design of the search page and visually as ok to view the way it is setup.
3. Report any borken links/pictures that are happening.

Also, I'm need someone (trust worthy) who I can give admin privileges to test out the admin tools to ensure all the validations work, and no errors are gotten when data input is used.

The website is here: http://asp2.gcsu.edu/stud/teamtl/defau lt.aspx

I have to present tomorrow or thursday, depending on what draw I pull out. Feed is much appreaciated.

Side notes: NO I couldn't use php, had to ve asp.net. NO appearance isn't much a factor in my grade, functionality is what counts most. Also, YES we could of used CSS, but I do not know how to import them in visual web developer and nor do I have time to do that and re create the interface.

Test

Alright guys, out of curiousity, which flashes are your favorite fanboy flashes. What flashes you've seen about a person on newgrounds reg. user/mod/admin whatever made you laugh the hardest.

An example of what I'm talking about here: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
383154

Personal favorite here: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
417267

Been a review mod for a full year today. Yeah!!!

While your at it, go tell Uberbarista congrats for 3 years.

And he didn't call me in the morning :(

For no apparent reason, here is a crappy stick drawing.

Figured to do a page dedicated to all the free software alternatives that are commonly asked on newgrounds. Feel free to add suggestions to whatever.

CCleaner -- Best way to clean all temp files, cookies, history, and trash can. Also, best way to unistall programs rather than the conventional microsoft way. Easy to use, just press one button and takes no more than a minute or two for it to completely run. A must have for all personal computers.

Avast -- In my opinion, one of the best anti viruses around. Not a big resource hog and great for personal desktops and laptops. Prevents alot of viruses, trojans, and anti virus viruses from entering your computer. Get this, and you'll never have to worry about driver cleaner hitting you. Interface is easy to use. However, thorough scans could take up to hour or two depending how big the drive your scanning. 10 gb hardrive takes about hour or so for a full scan. There different levels of scans that you can utilize depending on the amount of actiivity you do on your comp.

McAfee Stinger -- Get this if all other virus software fails. It removes al the common, specific viruses. This is not a substitute for a full anti virus application. Just mostly like a companion for extra protection.

Spy Bot Search and Destroy -- Free spy and adware removal tool.

Ad-Aware Scans ram, registry, hard drive for adware. Allows more effecient surfing on the WEB.

HiJackThis -- Last defense against virus problems. To use this, it runs a scan and gives you a log. Then, you will need to post that log to someone who knows what to delete. This is next to last defense against problems and must be used in safe mode to be the most effective.

Open Office -- Best alternative to microsoft suite. Includes a writer, database, powerpoint, excel and other programs that are compatible with microsoft suite. So, you can type up a paper in this, and save it as a .doc extension to work on it there as well. I'm my opinion, better than suite except for the draw program. So, if your a student with a computer, and don't want to spend a hundred or so for word, then get this and be happy. Downside, the draw program is not nearly as good as visio. So for all you networking/business people, gotta get the original.

LiveSwf -- Free flash making program. However, very crappy compared to adobe flash.

AnimatorDV -- Free stop-motion program used for clay animations. Need converter in order to submit to newgrounds.

Gimp -- Free alternative to adobe photoshop. Sorry, not an artist, so can't go into details but get this and add ons if you want to do photoshops.

Paint.NET -- Another free alternative to photoshop.

Inkscape -- A free alternative to adobe illustrator. Very useful for vector graphics and normal capabilities with the genuine.

Easytoon -- Nice program for making black and white .gif animations. Program is easy and products look really good comparitively.

Pivot -- Used for making crappy .gif stick animations. Upside, easy to use.

CamStudio -- Screen and audio recording software that exports into avi.

Copernicus -- For MAC Userss, this is screen capturing. Better at doing it rather than just "Print Screen" and can do multiple shots quickly and save them just as fast.

Speakonia -- Used commonly by clock members. This is a text to speech software. Easy to use, with different voice. Has to be registered before use, but is simple to do.

Linux -- Tired of windows? Don't want to buy a mac? Get linux for an operating system. Upside, not many viruses due to not used comparitively, downside, can't find alot of software compatible that isn't free ware. So flash is out of the question.

VM Player If you want to run another operating system, without having to partition or install on the hardrive, get this. What it does it runs a virtual machine and will mimick having that operating system. All you need is an iso image and your in business. Used alot by business running a server right on a desktop.

Divx -- One of the best video players. It can most video file types and a converter. Also play some dvds or be a burner if you have a divx player.

Jcreator -- Simple application to make java programs/applets/applications. Very simple, easy to use comparitively. Requires updated JVM to run which will be given if needed.

Pretty sure all of you guys seen my classic tranny sig. Thx to life, got two new updated sigs and not sure which one to go with. I guess let you guys decide and which is favored more, let that one be the one.

Classic red.
This one sticks with the original and blends in more with ng background.

More contemporary yellow.
This one matches my aura and stands out more.